advanced techniques of amfetamine cooking 2.pdf

It is my pleasure to present you one of the finest treatises

since the publication of Avicenna's Canon of Medicine. In

the nearly one thousand years since then, the world has given

us Galileo, Marie Curie, Enrico Fermi, Werner von Braun

and of course ... Uncle Fester.

In Advanced Techniques of Clandestine Psychedelic &

Amphetamine Manufacture, Fester introduces and details

his breakthrough findings in what amounts to the application

of yet another branch of science to speed synthesis: electro-

chemistry . At the heart of these new syntheses the philoso-

pher's stone of crank cookery: ''The Fester Formula" - an

invention that is to amphetamines what breadmaking ma-

chines are to a freshly baked loaf of bread. What is normally

a time-consuming, laborious and somewhat messy operation

is reduced to a sort of "meth in a box." Don't be surprised to

see some version of it hawked on late night infomercials.